H2G2

I saw "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" last night and Sam Rockwell ran away with the thing like an Islamic fundamentalist with a kidnapped American contractor. Jeanette and I knew he was the shit back when we saw "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" a couple years ago and wrote this ode in his honor (to be read in an obscenely high-pitched squeak):

OPEN LETTER TO SAM ROCKWELL
Deeeaaaar Sam:
You always play a wacky sidekick
But that's OK 'cause you have a big dick
I hope you like movies about game shows
But even if you don't I will give you a blow
...job.

We have similar poems for Alan Rickman and James Marsters, among other B-list celebrities.

Anyway, the "Hitchhiker's" producers recognized they had quite the spectacle on their hands and put out a musical campaign video for Zaphod Beeblebrox. The following link is from Aint It Cool News, my plug of which should firmly cement my dorkitude. Watch this... it's mesmerizing.

Zaphod Beeblebrox has the longest hair of any candidate

-Alanna