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A group of wayward bison peaced out from their farm and wandered around a gated community in Maryland. The photo of the bison leaping over a tennis court net out-surreals David Lynch. Jeanette says it looks a little Hellmouth-y to her, and it makes sense to me that a vortex to Hades wouldn't be far from Baltimore.
Anders points out that this is especially amazing in a man vs. nature sense. The residents of this upscale community can keep out black people, but they can't keep out bison! Put that in your country clubhouse and smoke it.
-Alanna

3 Comments:
Anders, how do you know that the bison are not black people in bison costumes?
OHHH BURNED!
-Jeanette
6:44 PM
Everyone thinks bison is pronounced "bye-son." It's really pronounced "bye-zin."
1:06 AM
Let's call the whole thing off.
6:41 AM
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