The "Bagels" refers to Alanna, the Heeb, and "Beer" is Jeanette, the Mick. "Boobs" applies to both lovely, chesty ladies. And they're here to regale you with their witticisms until the official B Times Three website launches and changes the face of comedy forever.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

insert obvious reference to popular american folk song

A group of wayward bison peaced out from their farm and wandered around a gated community in Maryland. The photo of the bison leaping over a tennis court net out-surreals David Lynch. Jeanette says it looks a little Hellmouth-y to her, and it makes sense to me that a vortex to Hades wouldn't be far from Baltimore.

Anders points out that this is especially amazing in a man vs. nature sense. The residents of this upscale community can keep out black people, but they can't keep out bison! Put that in your country clubhouse and smoke it.

-Alanna

3 Comments:

Blogger bagels, boobs, and beer said...

Anders, how do you know that the bison are not black people in bison costumes?

OHHH BURNED!

-Jeanette

6:44 PM

 
Blogger J.J. said...

Everyone thinks bison is pronounced "bye-son." It's really pronounced "bye-zin."

1:06 AM

 
Blogger bagels, boobs, and beer said...

Let's call the whole thing off.

6:41 AM

 

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