Just some thoughts on life
Everything is more fun when you're holding hands with someone else.
Except for rape.
And as things get larger, they always get more expensive. Small, expensive. Medium, more expensive. Large, very expensive.
Except for hookers.
posted by bagels, boobs, and beer at 10:07 AM
3 Comments:
Don't underestimate fat fetishes.
Also, ever notice how the most swanky, expensive restaurants have teeny tiny portions? That's why I stick to diners. Sure, food poisoning is always a risk, but that's a lot of bang for your buck!
The bang of course emanating from your colon.
-A
1:25 PM
I was watching HBO Real Sex 42,043 one night and this one was about fetishes and they interviewed this one guy who made fat porn. Oh man, it was so effin foul. Gross.
did you guys get this from Jack Handy? it's funny like Jack Handy. teehee
10:55 PM
except for rape....what if your raping a clown
9:21 PM
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