The "Bagels" refers to Alanna, the Heeb, and "Beer" is Jeanette, the Mick. "Boobs" applies to both lovely, chesty ladies. And they're here to regale you with their witticisms until the official B Times Three website launches and changes the face of comedy forever.

Monday, June 06, 2005

GIRL TALK!!!

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Dymphna18: right i remember already throwing up in my mouth at this comment before
Eff B Eye: there's always room for more mouth vomit
Dymphna18: oh man i was going to make another penis comment (or lack therof) comment in response to that but live and let die, no?
Eff B Eye: your call
Eff B Eye: i can take it, though
Dymphna18: okay im going to go for it then
Dymphna18: my apologies ahead of time
Dymphna18: ahem
Dymphna18: sure there's room for more mouth vomit, it's not like there's any penis in there, purple or otherwise
Eff B Eye: hahahaha

Dymphna18: i hope you dont kill me for my desire to listen to at least five cheesy pop songs a day
Dymphna18: including kelly clarkson
Dymphna18: ill try to do it when you're not home
Eff B Eye: yes, that would be best
Dymphna18: and you can listen to the indigo girls when I'm not home
Eff B Eye: aha. ahahahahahaha.
Eff B Eye: go fuck yourself
Dymphna18: awwww roomie!!!!
Eff B Eye: HUGS

-J

4 Comments:

Blogger shoes said...

i keep reading your posts and you two arent that funny.

9:15 PM

 
Blogger bagels, boobs, and beer said...

That's weird, Shoes, cause I keep having sex with your mom and she's AMAZING!

7:27 AM

 
Blogger bagels, boobs, and beer said...

Our first troll... it's kinda like losing one's virginity... not that Shoes would know.

-A

12:20 PM

 
Blogger shoes said...

yes my mother is great. you shouldnt be so mad because i told the truth. oh and what a witty put down. i know my place now

8:50 PM

 

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