Rebel, Rebel in Brazil?
Jeanette and I have discussed many a time how we aim to be the female Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. She already called shotgun on Wes, which is fine because Owen is cuter and more personable. And according to Slate, the Butterscotch Stallion brings most of the funny to their movies. Hey Jeanette-Wes, put THAT in your intellectual-glasses-wearing-pipe and smoke it. Your movies without Alanna-Owen suck ass. (Actually, I liked "Life Aquatic," especially the character who covered David Bowie songs in Portuguese.)
ANYWAY. Jeanette and I want to launch an actual website soon, based on the fact that we could easily do the shit they do on The 'Bu, except we don't have that chick from "Scrubs" to star in our no-budget digital video projects. Anyone interested in playing a pervert in our modern-day adaptation of "Crime and Punishment"? Comment away!
posted by bagels, boobs, and beer at 10:35 PM
7 Comments:
Can I be Luke?
It's perfect. Think about it.
8:40 AM
I don't know, he always plays the straight man. I don't think he'd dress up like a mathematical formula for Halloween.
9:08 AM
One of the few roles I think I'd be able to play on film is Raskolnikov. Perverts and malcontents -- sign me up.
10:26 AM
Actually, the pervert in the book was Svidrigailov... but I could see you as Ronan (that's our modern day Raskolnikov).
11:04 AM
Tim Curry should be Svid.
11:55 AM
So what you are saying is
1. Lauren cannot be the straight man.
2. Luke is the straight man.
.: Lauren cannot be Luke.
Whereas what I am saying is
1. Someone must be Luke
2. Lauren is someone
.: Lauren must be Luke
(ps - I found the Halloween costume Square of Oppositions in my storage unit the other day...I can't believe you remember that! I heart infamy.)
12:26 PM
I heard that for Owen Wilson, it's anal or nothing. He's freaky like that.
3:11 PM
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