Retrospective

As you all know, B Times Three has been delighting and enchanting audiences for over six hundred years. It is an international household name, much like McDonald's, only funnier and without the heart disease. But in recent times, there has been a veritable B Times Three explosion in the media. It seems you can't look anywhere without hearing about us. Taking this into consideration, Jeanette and I have decided to feature a special update- A B Times Three Retrospective: The Impact of Buxom Comedy Throughout the Ages.

Though it has been argued that B Times Three has its roots in the Stone Age, it really burst on to the scene for its role in the signing of the Magna Carta. After limiting the power of English monarchs, B Times Three went quiet for several decades, though today rumors of involvement with the then-secret society of stonemasons run rampant.

We all know history is a snore, so let's skip ahead several centuries to visit American popular culture. It is believed that B Times Three changed musical history, though we'd like to offer a hearty "no comment" considering the accusations of the theft of black music.

But who could forget when B Times Three was chosen to host the 2012 Olympics? Thousands of Frenchmen still weep champagne-flavored tears over that one. And it seems we'll never live down our conversion to Scientology. People, it's a self-improvement ideology. It's not like it will make us go crazy or anything.

All in all, we'd like to thank you for all your support in making B Times Three the powerful entity it is today, and remind you that we had nothing to do with that fat man's death.

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