Tucc: I saw the muppet with AIDS at the Live 8 concert.
Jeanette: That's horrible. People aren't going to learn from a muppet with AIDS. They're just going to assume that AIDS can only be spread from muppet to muppet.
Tucc: Yeah we need someone like Elmo to get AIDS for it to have any effect.
Alanna: Actually, I think they should have given AIDS to the Count.
Lindsey: Then he could have been like, "One, two, three months to live!"

-J